Did You Have A Hipster Thanksgiving?

Here’s how you can tell (special thanks to Tony Jones for many of these ideas):

1) In your pre-meal Bocce ball game no one got muddy

2) You refused to play football because your TOMS don’t have tread

3) You brine your Tofurkey

4) The marshmallows on your candy yams were locally sourced

5) You gave your “The Pilgrims were invaders” speech just before the meal prayer (in which you used the word “shalom”)

6) You got organic cranberry sauce on your scarf, which you never took off despite the fact that it was super hot inside

7) Instead of watching football games all day you watched a documentary on the Trail of Tears

8 ) Your cheese and wine dessert wrapped up the evening nicely

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